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By AnalReturd on Jun 21, 2008 | Reply

Just listen to the first two minutes, here is an American citizen who quite rightly loves his country but also spells out exactly how the world today sees America.

For a fair percentage of the American public please understand the world is just not from the west coast to the east coast, Canada in the north and Mexico in the south, it is a much bigger place.

One problem I have with America is that most of its high five population are geographically retarded, I think that says it all.

By Omnislasher420 on Jun 24, 2008 | Reply

America is bullshit. Generous? My ***. The United States isn’t a country, it’s a soul ******* multi-billion dollar corporation that robs other countries of any chance of prosperity. Your country starts wars for natural resources and justifies it in the name of terrorism.
Canada is, and always will be, the greatest country on the face of the Earth.
And our beavers can kick the **** out of your eagles.

By dirkbag22 on Jun 24, 2008 | Reply

You’re a nutjob. What the hell do you care what Americans eat or drive? We are free to do what we like. We’re the most productive nation on the planet. We’re the most generous nation on the planet.

So you, you cowardly pussy, can go to hell.

No offense… *L*

By dirkbag22 on Jun 25, 2008 | Reply

No, enlightened he was not. Enlightenment does not lead a person to bitterness, anger and resentment. That’s preposterous. Hidden facts? What hidden facts? That people are overweight?

Think about it - people are overweight. So what? So you should be angry about it and let it eat you up from the inside? Carlin was busy being eaten up by everything he HATED. Not exactly a good way to go through life.

Noting what ‘bullshit’ you’ve been told frees you. Absorbing lies makes you angry.

By iceonfire2232 on Jun 27, 2008 | Reply

“People are fuckin’ DUMB.” - George Carlin

By TOROLOKO13 on Jun 28, 2008 | Reply

He was just enlighten by the truth, and in my opinion, was trying to put some of those hidden facts in the minds of ppl.
Watch, “Zeitgeist,the movie”
The more u start 2 question&investigate many things, the more u will start noticing all the bullshit we have been told.

By dirkbag22 on Jun 29, 2008 | Reply

A vulgar, nasty grandpa. What every grandchild needs.

The family members would need therapy to get old man Carlin out of their heads.

By tiby2403 on Jun 30, 2008 | Reply

Maybe…
But I always pictured him to be a great fun grandpa. Who’d tell his children: ‘I’m gonna go upstairs and **** your grandma’ hehe.
Honest, angry, bitter, grumpy… But I actually see him as a great family man.

By halfprep455 on Jul 3, 2008 | Reply

Why Car5lin is God!

By DerTrommler3D on Jul 5, 2008 | Reply

Holy jumping fucking shitballs!!!

By dirkbag22 on Jul 7, 2008 | Reply

No no - this was a man steeped in bitterness - and that bitterness became more and more pronounced through the years. He wasn’t playing a role at all.

To say Carlin was playing at this would mean he was dishonest, and Carlin was - to his credit - one of the most honest people in entertainment. That’s why his fans appreciated him. But he was not acting - he WAS angry, he WAS bitter, and he WAS unhappy.

By Gothags on Jul 8, 2008 | Reply

I find it funny, but it doesn’t matter if it’s not. Fact of the matter, (North) America is full of big fat motherfuckers who pack stupid **** into their fucking ugly *** SUVS.

By tiby2403 on Jul 12, 2008 | Reply

thats the whole idea.
he’s playing the old guy role.
his genius is still there.
watch his acts…he was evolving… just got grumpier and grumpier.
terminally angry ? so what ? thats where his genius came from.
very good that he’s so angry. great comedy. and he’s only telling the truth.

By Spartinez on Jul 12, 2008 | Reply

george carlin is the man. Funny just too Funny. Sad to see him leave us-

By dirkbag22 on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply

I feel sorry for George - he was terminally angry and didn’t know it. Bitter old coot with a microphone, his days of genius FAR behind him at this point. Sad. Very sad.

And Bill Maher is following in his footsteps.

By NapanTR on Jul 16, 2008 | Reply

fat public??

By armddd on Jul 18, 2008 | Reply

wohow, my iq just melted

By dukie1210 on Jul 22, 2008 | Reply

LOL pause at 2:24

By theporksicle on Jul 22, 2008 | Reply

This guy’s making me hungry and making me wanna go to America!

By Mephistonia on Jul 23, 2008 | Reply

I go to grocery stores and cant believe how out of control people are. They fill their carts w/ Oreos and Twinkies and wonder why they have heart attacks and diabetes.

By psychonauts42 on Jul 26, 2008 | Reply

he’s awesome!

By superscott123456 on Jul 26, 2008 | Reply

his ****** expressions are priceless

By Ishmulel on Jul 26, 2008 | Reply

I LOL’D HARD! XD
And now I feel bad. Still funny though XD

By babyslapmafro on Aug 1, 2008 | Reply

how does she ****? hahahah